onsdag, desember 08, 2010

A smoking chimp never lies

                                        A smoking chimp never lies

chapter 1


Its the first day in the zoo for Ivan the chimpanzee. Ivan is from the circus «animals of smug». Ivan is an cigar smoking chimp, is going to be the main attraction in the Zoo. Ivan is now in a cage, in a zoo, at the end of the street. Ivan gets feed with peanuts and fruit, Ivan loves cigars, his favorite is Cuban cigars. One night in the zoo, a man did not spoke true, then the mobster took him and feed him to the alligator. Ivan was sitting on his chair with his suit on, Ivan saw everything, but Ivan is silent. On the floor, in the zoo, at the end of the street, there is a dead man. When morning comes, the dead man is found, and no one knows who did this, but Ivan knows, but Ivan cant speak, because a chimp cant speak. 

Chapter 2

The police is all around where the crime scene has appeared. Its a huge pile of blood and a long stream of blood around the corner. The animals are very restless and its a really intense atmosphere in the zoo. They find a head, but no body when they walked around the corner. "Where can we find a body in the zoo?" one of the officer's asked and got quickly replied "Who ever did this has wrote, Son of Sam will strike again" It was written in blood all over the lion cage, almost like it was a clue to search for the body in the lion cage. "We found the body" the officer yelled. The body was teared apart and you could see every single rend that was in the remains of the body. One of the officer's went over to Ivan's cage. "What a cute chimp" and threw Ivan a pile of bananas. "He just got here, and is quite anxious, we got him from a man named Sam."


Chapter 3

"Sam you say? You still got his number?" the policeman asked. "No. Strange guy Sam, we never met him we just posted some money to Cuba and the next day a wooden box whit Ivan written all over it were just outside the gates!" the zoo keeper replied. "And one more thing we saw one a small writings there stood "son of Sam" "

Chapter 4




Eivind Thoresen.

Jan Einar Hofseth

Sjur Haugen Bjørlo 



mad monkey vissit

Dear Alfred

hello Alfred, how is every thing at the south monkey island? here at north island its so damn cold. I wanted to tell you that I will come and visit you in my holly-day next week. And I just wanted to ask if that's OK? Anyways I hope we can get together and do some monkey stuff. I hear that the monkeys at south island goes all mad at parties in the winter.  

henrik. 

Chapter 2 

Hello Henrik, its really hot down here about 30 degrades, you should come visit as soon as possible, we party all night and have a great time! Hoping to see you soon. Your bro Alfred

Sjur

Chapter 3

Henrik had just done the week and was heading down to Alfred on the holiday. "Wass up?!" and Henrik recognized the voice, it was Alfred. "Hey bro, hows it going?", "Well, just hanging around and party" Alfred replied.

Jan Einar

Chapter 4

then randomly hanrik asks alfred "do you wanna sea my new tanga". alfred sterrs at henrik and says, yes. and then it went strait to the bushes, rabbit style.

Eivind Thoresen 

Chapter 5